कांग्रेसी in Barber shop

*** सरकारी Barber ने बाल काट ते वक़्त कपिल सिब्बल से पूछा – “साब ये स्विस बैंक वाला क्या लफड़ा है ?”
कपिल सिब्बल shouted- “अबे तू बाल काट रहा है या inquiry कर रहा है ?”
नाई- “Sorry साब , ऐसे ही पूछ लिया.”
** अगले दिन प्रणब से – “साब , ये कला धन क्या होता है ?”
प्रणब shouted- “तुम हमसे ये सवाल क्यों पूछा ?”
नाई – “Sorry साब , बस ऐसे ही पूछ लिया.”
Next day CBI interrogated the नाई – “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev ?”
नाई – “नहीं साब जी.”
CBI- “क्या तुम अन्ना के agent हो ?”
नाई – “नहीं साब जी.”
CBI- “तो तुम बाल काटते वक़्त कांग्रेसी नेताओं से फालतू के सवाल क्यू करते हो?”
नाई – “साब न जाने क्यूँ स्विस बैंक और काले धन के नाम पर इन कांग्रेसियों के बाल खड़े हो जाते हैं और मुझको बाल काटने में आसानी हो जाती है . इसलिए पूछता रहता हूँ .”

About prasoonk

Prasoon Kumar grew up in the Bokaro Steel City of south Bihar, now Jharkhand. He studied Computer Science and Engineering in IIT Kanpur. For job he moved to the land of opportunity, United States. He was there in the bay area through the internet revolution of mid to late nineties. He spent time admiring the beautiful coastline of California among other things. He moved east coast to the New York after the turn of the millennium working in a brokerage startup. Afterwards, he is back to India for good. He has been working in the enterprises and internet startup, enjoying the city life. He has a beautiful wife, a young 5 years old daughter and 11 years old son.

Posted on August 17, 2011, in India, Society & Culture. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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